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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Hot Sauce Committee

Step 1. Make Some Noise
Step 2. Nonstop Disco Powerpack
Step 3. OK
Step 4. Too Many Rappers
Step 5. Say It
Step 6. The Bill Harper Collection
Step 7. Don't Play No Game that I can't Win
Step 8. Long Burn the Fire
Step 9. Funky Donkey
Step 10. The Larry Routine
Step 11. Tadlock's Glasses
Step 12. Lee Majors Come Again
Step 13. Multilateral Nuclear Disarmament
Step 14. Here's a Little Something for Ya
Step 15. Crazy Ass Shit
Step 16. The Lisa Lisa/Full Force Routin

                                                                              Rinse and Repeat

Monday, April 25, 2011

I don't hate Alaska

I've spent two summers working in Alaska's tourism industry. My second post on this blog was kind of a rant about a futile pursuit for an ideal that is seemingly lost. It was full of cynicism. At times I think my cynicism is a positive attribute, because it is a great way of looking at things from an angle that could lead to some really great comedy, but usually, and this is why cynicism can be more of a negative quality, it just comes across as rudely apathetic.

The two summers I spent in the Northernmost State had their similarities. The landscape was beautiful, the air was clean, and the days off were generally spent outdoors enjoying the world. And the job of a tour guide - the first year as a bus driver with a headset microphone, the second behind the wheel of a Jeep at the lead of a caravan of Jeeps each equipped with a radio to receive my tour - is what led to my cynical attitude towards the middle of each summer. A person can only be expected to give the same speech, drive the same road, tell the same jokes and take the same photos of the same kinds of people, cruise vacationers, so many times before he grows to despise his day-to-day routine.

And so if I came across as someone who hates Alaska and turned you off to the idea of visiting what is really a fantastic place, then I urge you to reconsider. Just because I have vented my distaste to the tourists that frequent the cruise-ship ports of Alaska, doesn't mean I didn't give a genuine tour every time. Because when it gets right down to it, I always remembered that most of the vacationers I met had probably worked all year in jobs they hated, even more than I only occasionally did my own, just to be able to get away for a week or two in the summer and enjoy themselves for once.

Last summer, by mid-August I couldn't wait to get out of Skagway, AK. This summer I kind of wish I could go back for a couple months, but I've already committed and prepared for school year-round for the next little while.




I'll just have to settle with my favorite photo. This was from the first summer I was in the town of Talkeetna. You can see Denali way off in the distance. (or Mt. McKinley, whatever you wanna call it. I prefer its original name.) For having been taken with an old disposable camera, I'd say its a great picture of the peace you can find out in the wilderness.



Come to think of it, summer semester does end early July, and the fall semester won't be starting until late August... Maybe instead of trying to have my own Kerouac experience, I'll pursue a John Muir sojourn in nature.


www.nps.gov/discovery2000/photo-leader.htm 
(Library of Congress photo)

Friday, April 22, 2011

Earth Day

Congratulations to the Earth. Today is your day. Without you we'd be nothing. Well, we'd be something, I suppose. But the stuff that we're made up of would probably be something else entirely unaware that it is what it is. It wasn't until a great big sphere of a crazy conglomerate positioned at just the right distance from just the right star and started to rotate at just the right speed that somehow all the right stuff began to self-replicate, albeit imperfectly, and just the right amount of time passed to where the some of those self-replicators started to become aware of themselves, and told each other what they thought was the obvious reason for it all. Does there really have to be a reason? Seems like in what is an infinitely huge universe with an infinitely long amount of time on its hands, chances were good that somewhere in that universe a conscience being would eventually find itself asking how it all came to be. I'd like to believe there is more for me, but my skepticism reminds me, to quote Douglas Adams, "...once you know what you want to be true, instinct is a very useful device for enabling you to know that it is."

I'm not sure where this thought is trying to go, so I'll just conclude. Thanks, Earth, for contributing to my awareness so that for a few short moments in the vast spectrum of everything, I could marvel at what is and struggle with what probably isn't.